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Star Trek is pretty cool... And so is Star Wars. If you combined the two together, it would be doubly cool (almost, since Star Wars is cooler that Star Trek...) Ok, let's say it's 180 % cooler when combined together. Right on. Now what would Star Trek Wars actually look like? Well, thanks to modern technology, here's some examples:

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Remember when Sulu was tripping and thought he was a samaurai, and then went around with no shirt on poking people with his sword? Wouldn't it fix him good if he came around a corner face to face with Darth Vader, and got sliced to bits by a lightsaber?

Of course, Darth Vader's secret identity would have to be revealed:

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AHA! The true identity of Darth Vader is the Borg-ified Captain Picard! Do not underestimate the power of the BORG side! HAHAHAHA. Perhaps this would explain the rather unusual death star that the Empire has built, now that their two previous death stars got destroyed:

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To investigate this mysterious mystery, we would have to send members of the original crew in stormtrooper disguises to observe Darth Vader and spy on the empire:

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Of course, the Enterprise would eventually be dispatched to destroy the Death Star. Here's a picture of the enterprise orbiting the death star (yeah I know, it's a round death star, but no star trek episode would be complete without one 'enterprise orbiting the planet' shot....)

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Cool.

Then there would be a big space battle:

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But Jean-Luc-Picard-Vader would get away again, so Spock would have to jump into an x-wing figher and pursue darth vader's Tie fighter. Darth Vader is flying one of the wimpy tie fighters because he spent too much money building the three death stars and didn't have any money left to fix his own tie fighter:

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This show would probably be on late at night. Here's the show that would follow "Star Trek Wars"... extreme

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