This is my pumpkin.

There are many like it,
but this one is mine.

My pumpkin is my best friend.
Without it I am useless.
Without me, my pumpkin is useless

My pumpkin and myself are the
defenders of my country.
We will kill Saddam Hussein
and Osama Bin Laden because they
are a bastards.

Saddam doesn't even need a halloween
costume because he is so ugly.